Peticure

Part of last night's dinner conversation.....

Me: I'm going to meet Anne for a girl's day.
K: When?
M: November 14th. We are going to meet in Beaver Dam for pedicures.
Simon: Beaver Dam?
M: Yup.
S: Why are you taking Eddie (the cat) and Shadow (the dog) to Beaver Dam for petacures? What ARE you going to do to them?

What's your favorite cereal?

Here's part of the supper conversation:

S: Hey... They served ertmeal (oatmeal) for breakfast today.
M: Really.
S: Yup. I pushed it far, far away. (You have to visualize his face all scrunched up and the arms pushing a bowl).
M: So how was it?
S: I didn't eat that stuff (attitude). I tried in S's room and it tasted like horse!

At which point Kal and I burst out laughing. Simon looked at us like we were crazy!

Driving...

I have two back-seat drivers. Sometimes this leads to some amusing, interesting conversations. Here is our conversation while driving to daycare this morning.

S: Mind that trailer Mom (we watch a lot British T.V.)
M: I see it.
I: Really Mom you don't want to hit that trailer. It's got 4-wheelers on it.
M: I really don't want to hit it because I won't have a car to drive to work.
S: Yah...
I: Well, you could get a jet pack to get to your schools.
M: Hmmm....that's an interesting idea. How would I haul all of my stuff?
S: In your backpack (it would have to be a humongous backpack - you should see the stuff I haul in the trunk).
M: I suppose, but I would want some sort of device to cover me so that I didn't get wet from the rain and snow.
I: Geez, Mom, you wouldn't need anything like that because with a jet pack you would be going so fast you wouldn't get wet! (So there).


Have a great day everybody.